My friend Ryan is the bravest of cosplayers. I salute you sir.
Best Hawkeye cosplay ever, or best Hawkeye cosplay ever?
Hey it’s Hawkblock guy!
He was kind enough to lend his mask to Verne at Denver Comic Con.
Also hella brave.
I wanna make a bunch of inappropriate jokes about how this guy’s cosplay was him “asking for it,” and wondering how many girls hit on him whike he was “dressed” like that, and what would his parents think? But I don’t want him to see this and feel any more uncomfortable than he probably already did. So I’ll just reblog this, instead, because it’s awesome.
As Naked Hawkguy’s handler from that day at DCC, I can honestly say he wasn’t hit on at all. He got a lot of high-fives, awkward stares, and people stammering “Nice tattoo, man.” He also did plenty of Hawkeye Initiative-style poses throughout the day, much to the amusement of the female Clint Barton cosplayers we ran into! :)
So what you’re saying is scantily-clad men AREN’T treated as poorly as scantily-clad women are treated?
Astonishing! Maybe society needs to reconsider the way we treat everybody and just be more equal about it.
Not to mention that no one questioned his comic book knowledge/cred, quizzing him on the history of his character (this regularly happens to me and my fellow lady cosplayers). It was understood that if he was dressing that way, there was a reason.
If this were a real thing, I would be doing it right now.
Huh, that seems like a very useful tutorial. But… Does it work with women? It would be really useful for crossplaying.
Let’s give it a try. Fortunately, I have some spare “Man Soap” with me.
I can’t wait a full minute-!! It tingles too much-!
Huh… A nice stubble. That’s what I get for cleaning too soon…
But I can always try adding a package FULL OF BACON~! I wonder if that will have any effects really…
HOLY MOTHER OF ODIN-
so at Target/Walmart they have these packs of mini avengers
they’re blind packages with 3 different avengers in each bag
i only needed Tony, Iron Man, and Hawkeye to complete my collection, so when my dad came home with this, i was crossing my fingers that they were all in here
You know, I have a Tony if you wanna trade.
“One day, I shall come back. Yes, I shall come back. Until then, there must be no regrets, no tears, no anxieties. Just go forward in all your beliefs and prove to me that I am not mistaken in mine.”
“There are some corners of the universe which have bred the most terrible things. Things which act against everything we believe in. They must be fought.”
“A straight line may be the shortest distance between two points, but it is by no means the most interesting.”
“Answers are easy. It’s asking the right questions which is hard.”
“For some people, small, beautiful events is what life is all about!”
“Planets come and go. Stars perish. Matter disperses, coalesces, forms into other patterns, other worlds. Nothing can be eternal.”
“There are worlds out there where the sky is burning, and the sea’s asleep, and the rivers dream; people made of smoke and cities made of song. Somewhere there’s danger, somewhere there’s injustice, somewhere else the tea’s getting cold. Come on, Ace. We’ve got work to do.”
“I love humans. Always seeing patterns in things that aren’t there.”
“I’m the last of the Time Lords. They’re all gone. I’m the only survivor. I’m left travelling on my own, ‘cause there’s no one else.”
“Some people live more in twenty years than others do in eighty. It’s not the time that matters, it’s the person.”
“Good men don’t need rules. Today is not the day to find out why I have so many.”
-The Doctor(One quote for each incarnation)
“When you run with the Doctor, it feels like it’ll never end, but however hard you try you can’t run forever. Everybody knows that everybody dies and nobody knows it like the Doctor, but I do think that all the skies of all the worlds might just turn dark if he ever, for one moment, accepts it. Everybody knows that everybody dies, but not every day. Not today. Some days are special. Some days are so, so blessed. Some days, nobody dies at all. Now and then, every once in a very long while, every day in a million days, when the wind stands fair and the Doctor comes to call, everybody lives.”-Professor River Song
Note to self: Future Theater Monologue Material